She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Randomize
