summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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