Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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