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(909): View more from California

WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN

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(614): View more from Ohio

Welp...herpes.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.

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(818): View more from California

Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?

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(509): View more from Washington

why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?

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(775): View more from Nevada

hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class

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(847): View more from Illinois

At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Shame is for Republicans.

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