i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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