Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
