you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
