Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
she looked like the before picture.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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