What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
