Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
