Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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