Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
