I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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