then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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