What did we do last night that was yellow?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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