I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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