Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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