Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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