get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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