I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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