Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm bleeding and have questions
try to milk me bitch
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