i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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