Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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