everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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