"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
the liver wants what the liver wants
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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