Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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