How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Found your dick twin last night
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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