is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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