Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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