Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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