i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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