no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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