You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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