Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Randomize
