Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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