Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
PANTIES FOUND
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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