So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
