I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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