Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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