I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
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