I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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