Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
That accounts for only three of the penises
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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