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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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