What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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