Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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