Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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