I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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