This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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