On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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