you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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