At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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