Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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