no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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