My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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