No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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